Friday, June 23, 2006 @8:46 PM
fifteen minutes before french, so a quick post.
last night's mass was another great service. ((: yea man. GO FATHER LARRY!! ^_^ some stories he shared:
"there was a teenage couple who asked me, 'Father, can we have sex?'
'nonono. you can't.'
'then what can we do? patting?'
'yes yes patting. wait. no.. patting will lead to sex! nonono.'
'then? necking?'
'yea necking is ok. but no! necking will lead to patting which'll lead to sex! nonono.'
'then what, Father. kissing?'
'yea kissing is ok i guess. oh no! nonono. kissing will lead to necking which will lead to patting which will lead to sex! no!'
'Father! what can we do?!?!'
'oh. you can hold hands!'
'ok. let's hold hands.'
'but wait a moment.. if you hold hands then you'll kiss the hands and slowly you'll kiss the lips and then it'll lead to necking then patting then sex! nonono!'
'FATHER!' 'you can.. stare at each other. yea.'"
lol. it isn't very funny, but his responses are a bit funny.
"in 1932, when the first television was unveiled, a missionary pointed at it and said 'this will be the window, to hell.' and in 1984 or 1985, Bill Gates developed the most popular software in the computer. and what did he name it? WINDOWS."
doesn't have much relation, but yesterday's mass was about evil and stuff. so yea.
"thieves don't enter your house by the door, do they? they enter by the WINDOW. same goes for Satan! he enters by your mobile phone, your internet, your television."
"da vinci code! da vinci code! what's so good about the da vinci code! it's Satan who's trying to get to you through dan brown. oh my friends say 'hey, go and watch it before you judge it'. if you see the food on the table, it looks spoilt with maggots all over it and it stinks, would you eat it to see if it was bad food? if you would you're STUPID!"
"i bought this painting of the last supper, which was very beautifully painted and going for fifty sing dollars. so i asked the shopowner, 'why is this painting going so cheap?' and he replied 'because there's a defect.' i observed the painting, and i found the defect. at the last supper, jesus was there with his twelve disciples, which makes thirteen people. but this particular painting had fourteen people! and when i asked the shopowner who the fourteenth person was, guess what was his reply?
'he's the waiter.'
so, we can all look forward to the day when we'll ascend to heaven to eat at the banquet God has prepared for us there. and i hung this painting in my room, to encourage me to work harder so that when i ascend to heaven, i can be the fourteenth person at the eternal last supper - the waiter." yea i hafta go. enjoy these for the time being. tonight will go to ehui's house so expect a post tomorrow morning maybe. or maybe tomorrow night. but meanwhile, keep taggin'!
